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Woman : Uh . . .
Man : I mean, the water is so clear here. Listen to the birds and the sounds of nature.
Woman : Well . . . .
Man : I mean, I'm not bragging or anything, but I have a real sense for fishing. I mean, I was born to fish, you know, my dad used to say.
Woman : Really?
Man : Yeah.
Woman : When was the last time you caught a fish? Didn't you tell me that you went fishing six or seven times last month and didn't catch anything?
Man : Well, Well, I'm not making excuses or anything, but the weather was bad a couple of times, and, and . . . and a fish dragged my pole into the water while I wasn't looking another time [ No way! Serious? ] , and . . . and I wasn't wearing my fishing hat another day.
Woman : You have to have a fishing hat to catch fish?
Man : Well, today is different. Listen.
Woman : What's different about it? We've been here about an hour, and you still haven't caught anything.
Man : Well, do you think you can do any better, or are you just going to sit there and continue reading that book?
Man : Ah, right. You'll probably catch a tree branch or get your line snagged in a tree.
Woman : Yeah, you're going to see. Just wait.
Man : Some big shoe or something like that.
Woman : You just wait. You have to be patient. [ Yeah. ] Yeah . . . Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh! I got a bite. Oh, man, man, man. Look at that! That fish is huge .
Man : Wow, wait, wait, wait, wait. Can't . . . . that . . no, no, no.
Woman : Yes, it is, it is. Help me! Come on. Help me! Come on. Help me. I'm trying to reel it in. Help me!
Man : I . . . I got to go back to the car.
Woman : No, no. Look! Look at thing jump! Go get the net! Get the net!
Man : Well, nah . . .
Woman : Come on. You gotta help me catch it!
Man : That's beginner's luck.
Woman : No. Come on. Wow! I got it Look at that. What are you going to say now? Huh? Huh? What are you going to say?
Man : Nothing!
Woman : So look who's teaching who. I'm going to remember this day FOREVER.
Man : Forget it.